Dear Abby

Dear Abby, 

I have a secret that I have kept for a few days now and it involves two families who are rivals and dread each other. You see, there are two children from these two families and they have instantly fallen in love with each other, as you would imagine, it would be a secret otherwise there would be a big fight. They have asked me (as I am a Friar at the local church) to marry them. It would be a secret from their families which I both know very well. I am stressing out, I wonder what God is thinking of me right now, is this a sin? I have agreed to marry them and I am afraid I will get caught and killed. What am I going to do!? Please help me, 

Friar.

Dear Friar, 

I see you are in a pickle, and I can see why you would be stressing out. Before you marry them, talk to the children and tell them your issue with them getting married. Maybe convince them they are too young. I am not religious, but I would imagine that God would not consider this as a sin. Hopefully this is good advice! If not, feel free to write back! 

Abby.